sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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• me at school: Laughs and smiles.
• me with friends: Gets hyper and weird.
• me around parents: stay quiet.
• me finally gets alone: Cries, and screams, self harms. Thinks of suicide.

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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